quote board

Back in college, my friends and I had a white board dubbed for the simple purpose of showcasing stellar quotes that highlighted our witty repartee. (Well, that and our drunken nonsensical ramblings!) The board was constantly updated and became a hilarious pit stop for all our guests to read and always invoked laughs. It seemed to cement our friendship and remind us of our hilarious hi-jinks. Everyone loved that white board.

I also had jotted all the featured quotes into a journal which just seemed like a good back up procedure at the time and not much more. However, I stumbled upon that journal recently and reading those quotes brought back all the memories that I had forgotten. The white board has long been since packed up and all of us have moved on but the memories and quotes remain. Finding that journal made me nostalgic and I actually called most of those friends right after my find to not only catch up, but to remember the old days. Most didn’t remember those quotes, but everyone laughed after being reminded.

That white board has inspired me to do two things:
1. Turn this blog into a new quote board. I will post humorous quotes as they come for all to enjoy… but must also warn you that the witty banter and drunken evenings has tapered off since moving away from my friends. To fill that void until I move back to Seattle, I will also post awesome quotes from movies, magazines, celebs, etc. that I can not take credit but tickle my fancy.
2. To post the old quotes again for all to read. The names have been omitted to protect my friends and give them privacy… except for my quotes which are put out there loud and clear. Hey, I take responsibility for my drunken ramblings!

Enjoy the New and Improved More Tech-Savvy Quote Board!

O: Hey how come there are three variables in this problem? What does the 't' in the middle stand for?
D: Dude… that’s a plus sign.

J: Want to bring your laundry over and we could fold clothes together?
Addy: I don’t have any laundry to fold...
J: Yah but if you come over and take off your clothes, we can fold those!

Addy: [After falling in a puddle] My clothes are soaking wet. I could have an aquarium in my pants.

J: He thinks he is a mad player but he isn’t. He looks all good but as soon as he opens his mouth his game falls apart. He would be better off just standing around looking pretty.

C: I don’t see a problem. I mean she is both fun and easy.
Addy: You mean 'easy going'?
C: Oh well, yah that too

Addy: [super drunk rambling] People with penises just don’t understand!
D: you mean boys?
Addy: No! Don’t put words in my mouth! I said people with penises!

A: Thanks for watching porn with us and whatnot. It would have been pretty gay to just have five guys sitting around watching porn. You made it legit.
Addy: Hey no problem. You know me, I am one of the guys!
A: Damn. Now its like six guys were sitting around watching porn. Super gay.

A: She looks like a shining beacon of "super fly"-ness

D: [about the dorm cafeteria salmon] You know they just drained Drum Heller Fountain right? They just fed you a giant goldfish because there was no fucking way that was salmon!

N: On a scale from one to ten... I am drunk as fuck!

M: Just throw a condom at his forehead... that should be straight forward enough.

Addy: [about the Nutcracker play] Someday I wish the Mouse King would win.

M: You live on a quiet floor?!? I bet you can’t even spell quiet!
Addy: Yah I can! q-u-e...damn it.

J: He is the kind of guy who would poke a retarded kid and laugh.

P: [on the phone with his girlfriend] No! Cause no! Why? Cause the word no means no! [pause] I'm a bitch? You’re the bitch, bitch! No cause no cause no means no! [pause] Yah love you too. Later.

Addy: His penis apparently has an English accent; it’s a surprise no one ever knew...”

M: We need a big fucking hill and burgers and a fast sled and burgers and some fucking snow and fucking burgers. Burgers and sledding. That’s a winning combo!

Addy: If you take a hoe to a hotel, what do you take to a motel?
J: A mouse!!
M: Damn. That’s sick dude.

D: You can't even pretend to deny the growth potential of my wang!

Addy: I like my drinks extra slutty... you know, not virgin.