new haircut! (and new boobs to come?!)

Hello ladies and gentlemen! First let me begin by apologizing for my lack of post yesterday. For once, I was actually busy at work and went to get a haircut right after. I was inspired by Mrs. Beckham’s (i.e. Posh Spice’s) latest fabulous ‘do in the November issue of Australian Harper’s Bazaar.

My inspiration:


(for more pictures, click here.)

However, girls know that just bringing a celebrity picture to a salon will not transform you in to said celebrity – you must be willing to be flexible and work with the stylist to make it look the best on your face. Thus, my final look is best reflected in this picture:

(Yes, I did color my hair back to dark brown, as it was back in Seattle.) Ta-dah! (Pictures of the new look will be posted soon I hope!)

BTW I love how I am so egotistical that I assume my measly blog has a following of readers that actually requires me to explain my day absence. Bear with me; I like to humor myself. It makes me feel special.

Anyway, enough of my continual rambling and onto today’s post! I received this breaking news story (okay, okay it was breaking news yesterday) from a fellow co-worker which has lead me to justify purchasing a new set of boobs. Fake boobs save lives (and attract bigger tips, more frequent car honks, and a cozy place to store my beer at parties)! Sold! Where do I sign up?! Need further details? Fox News reports:

Saved by the Breast

When you don't have an airbag, it helps to have big breast implants.

All Headline News reports a 24-year-old Bulgarian woman's life was spared by her super-sized silicone implants.So much for boosting your bust for cosmetic purposes. The woman, who sported a size 40DD, was involved in a head-on collision with another car in the Bulgarian capital Sofia when her larger-than-life implants acted as airbags, sparing her organs serious accident-related injuries. Police told the Standart newspaper that the sizeable silicone implants 'absorbed the impact of the crash.' "They worked just like airbags — protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage," an officer said. "However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

Check out the source here for even more stories including a clown running for mayor, dog’s owners suing over pooch acting classes, and a world-record underwater concert. Oh Fox News, you never cease to amaze me with your quality news stories.