sluts, socialists, and brand recognition...

today is hump day! and of course this means it is wednesday and it's the hump of the work week meaning we are half way to the weekend... but it's so much more fun to assume hump day is a naughty day! *wink

so in honor of hump day, i have decided to post two jokes on a topic very dear to anyone who has every attended college: sluttiness. HA!

first, a quote from comedian Danny Bevins, "A whore is a capitalist, a slut is a socialist. The whore wants something in return and the slut just wants to share." See, sluts are giving and generous... almost like model citizens, right?

and lastly is a fun joke about marketing i was forwarded from a friend:

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

Well, here it is:

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephonenumber. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You see a guy at a party. You straighten your dress, walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. - That's a Sales Rep.

7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. - That's Tech Support.

8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing; so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Junk Mail.

9. You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass. - That's the Governor of California.

10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended. - That's America.

HA! it's only 10:00am and i am in a great mood! hope this continues. peace out and happy hump day!