100 random question survey part two

wow. today is totally hell. seriously. i don't think i have ever had a day where my to-do list was so long and i was so stressed... all the while encountering the most idiotic and un-customer service friendly people ever at every task i need to complete. well, okay no, the lady from northwest airlines was awesome and to her i give a shout out. but to the lady at veterinarian office, how are you even still employed?! does your boss know how many clients you lose him daily? while hanging up on you may have been bitchy, it was totally justified. in fact, it made my day... and i smile just thinking about it all over again.

and to my bad ass puppy scruffles who i am convinced logs on to this blog and reads it daily when brian and i are out: please stop puking. please stop. it has been worrying me for the past 36 hours. if you are seriously sick than i am more than willing to be late to work and drive you to the doctor tomorrow morning... but if its just because you keep eating wood chips and screws, please just stop. we have bought you lovely holiday treats that i am sure taste much better than wood anyway.

to the copier: why do you keep making that high pitched whining sound? to the tivo: why do you keep freezing and pixilating the picture? to the television: why can't we get sound? to the television repair guy: why don't you make house calls? to alabama: why must you be so lame as to only have television repair guys 40 minutes away from my house? aaaugh!

know what would calm me down? a double tall peppermint mocha from starbucks. mmmm. but stupid dothan, AL is the ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD without a starbucks. and the tiny podunk coffee shops around here don't add flavor to mochas or add another shot of espresso to a small (not a tall, they don't have tall sizes) because (and I quote!), "we just don't do that. i don't even think that's possible." *sigh*

so world, you win. today you win. you have defeated me. i will leave work soon and drive home to immediately eat a cookie and take a nap with my puppy... provided he doesn't throw up on me. damn you world! but watch out because tomorrow, i plan on being up for the challenge!

and as promised, the rest of the 100 pointless questions. woot!

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
I think I own one shirt from there. I owned more but have since given it away. It seems too classy of a store for me… and too expensive. But I see me needing to buckle down and buying nicer clothes in the near future for jobs so I assume I will shop their more often soon.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Scruffles my puppy – I am hoping he has stopped throwing up finally. Sorry, probably TMI.

53) Ever called somebody Boo?
No but that was my nickname in my high school relationship. We were so hip and in love. HA!

54) Do you know how to swim?:
Yes! I took swimming lessons as a kid; I loved them.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?:
Yes! Thank you Brian! And no, it isn’t that ring. It was for our one year anniversary. I never take it off.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
Yes, I am very content… but I miss home and my friends terribly.

57) Do you like your hair?:
Uhh I guess. I haven’t liked my hair really since I moved down to Alabama. It’s driving me up a wall! But my latest cut is fun… I think I just miss my long hair.

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?
Well, I hope Brian does… but than again, I hope it’s more than a crush by now.

59) What the hell is up with all the questions missing?!

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
I was in 5th grade so most likely sitting in class, wearing my gray sweats, two different colored converse high top sneakers, and a black baseball hat hitting on Tyler or Pat and playing at recess with Abby and Libbye.

61) Stupid missing questions…

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Both depending on the mood. I love Wendy’s chicken nuggets… but love Mickey D’s breakfast sandwiches. Tough call.

63) Do you like yourself?
Yes, most of the time. Although, sometimes I really piss me off. Today I like myself. Saturday – not so much.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
My mom. My dad and I are too much alike and drive each other crazy.

65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?:
Well I first notice the whole package and than check out the smile. I more have to look the full on presentation than individual characteristics. But I do love a good set of abs…

66) Are you afraid of the dark?:
No. I am afraid, however, of scary things hiding in the dark. (shan’s answer and I am stealing it!)

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Definitely haven’t. I remember looking at everybody else munching away thinking, why? I would much rather eat my baggie of cheerios.

68) Do you own a webcam?:
No.

69) Have you ever stripped?
Yes, but never for money. However I have been known to flash some thong panties drunk at a bar and coincidentally getting dollars shoved in the strings…And I had a stripper pole in my living room back home thanks to Kyle.

70) Ever broke a bone?:
Nope but I always wanted to when I was a kid so I could have a cool colored cast and have all my friends sign it.

71) Are you religious?
Yes but not in a way that I can define with just a label or denomination. I also am a big believer in Karma.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
I did in college but I most often found myself chatting with my roommate who was five feet away asking if she wanted to go get dinner downstairs in the cafeteria.

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I think maybe once but as far as relationships go, I have always gotten my broke.

75) should I just start making up questions to add in here?!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
Full House all the way! The Brady kids annoy me!

77) if there is no question here, fine. I will add a random trivia fact. If we were playing F*ck You right now, I would have to say F*ck You because this number has a 7 in it, is a double, AND divisible by 7. [insert the oohs and ahhs here]

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
Probably but I don’t have an instance that I recall.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
Not that I can think of. Probably a freckle or something.

80) WTF?! Okay fine another trivia. And since its number 80, here is an 80’s question: Axl Rose was an anagram for what phrase? Oral Sex. Ohhh you are so naughty Guns N Roses!

81) Can you cook?:
Barely. Poor Brian.

82) 3 things that annoy you:
(1) ignorant and/or close minded people, (2) slow drivers especially when they are in the ‘fast lane’, and (3) the lack of separation of church and state in our government

83) Do you text message often?
No, just for the occasional ‘good morning’ and ‘hello’ or panicked ‘call me to save me from this boring dinner event’

84) This is pissing me off! Fine, more trivia: the singer Johnny Ace (John Marshall Alexander, Jr.) committed suicide by playing Russian roulette in 1954. I didn’t know anyone was actually stupid enough to play.

85) Do you have any scars?
A ton. I am a super klutz. I have a million scars from my stupid drunk antics.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?
A nap and/or an energy drink. Wait, more than anything?! A million dollars!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
Love them!

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
Relationships- I ain't no ho.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
Could care less about either.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
Depends on my mood but usually no, I would rather eat healthy. But sometimes, mmmmm!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
None of them

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
Probably not. But I do own colored pencils and markers.

93) WTF?! Fine. More trivia. A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length. See, you learn something new everyday!

94) Who was the last person you said I love you to?:
Brian on the phone about 2 hours ago. Before that, Scruffles on my way out the door 4 hours ago.

95) What was the last thing that made you mad?:
This stupid lady at the veterinarian’s office. What an idiot! I eventually just hung up on her.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
Brian was the last person I spoke to while I was crying. The last person who made me cry was my mom.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
I haven’t laughed yet today but I am sure Brian was the last one. We were joking around all night yesterday.

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
My friend Lou who texted me a picture of a monkey. Long story…

99) Who was the last person that called you?
Me? Brian The last call I answered (i.e. – work)? This poor guy, John, who was forced to be on hold for 5 minutes. I felt bad.

100) If you had one wish what would it be?
That my travel plans over the holidays go without a hitch.