Tired of the same old e-greeting cards? Try something new!

Who doesn’t love to get mail in their inbox from a friend or family member just saying ‘hello’ or ‘thinking of you’? Sure, a real letter in your mailbox is always better but with our fast paced society, stationary and envelopes have been sidestepped allowing electronic greeting cards to take over. (Besides, my cheap ass can’t afford stamps!) But are you getting tired of sending the same cookie cutter card to your friends? The limited selections of free e-cards always feature singing rabbits, sunshine rays making tulips grow, or anything else super cute. (Okay, okay I admit, I love those adorable animal cards… keep them coming mom!) But what if the fuzzy-wuzzy overly cute and loving vibe is tired to you? Try something new: Virtual Crack!



“Think of how excited your friend will be to find a big chunk of crack in their inbox! What better way to make someone's day than the wonderful gesture of crack cocaine?” source At www.virtualcrack.com, you can send a little something extra to your friend this weekend. They have a wide selection to chose from like the sack o’ rocks, the pure “artic white” rock, or even a “rock head starter kit.” Need help figuring out an appropriate occasion to send crack? No worries! Virtual crack gives you a fine assortment of reasons: “Sorry I ate your dog,” “Good luck in court,” So, you lost another job?” or the popular “Happy V.D.!”

And yes, this website really does send these as e-greetings! I have been sending these to my friends over the past eight years and people always comment. It certainly is original right?

Don’t delay; send all your friends crack today!